Tony Dub | General of Jest

Whitehouse • Waterville • Monclova

TONY DUBGENERAL OF JESTFake news for a very real community.

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Satirical illustration of kindergarteners clocking in for a full school day at Monclova Primary School. A smiling administrator welcomes students with backpacks and lunchboxes while excited parents celebrate in the background. Anthony Wayne

Anthony Wayne Proposes Keeping Same Kindergarteners Twice As Long to Combat Declining Enrollment

By Tony Dub • October 13, 2026

A Waterville Township couple stands beside their backyard hot tub as a combine harvests the neighboring cornfield, exposing their patio to a distant rusty barn, abandoned boat, and neighbor.

Waterville Township Family Devastated After Farmer Removes 100-Acre Privacy Fence

By Tony Dub • October 10, 2026

Swanton Township's proposed fire coverage zones, as interpreted by Tony Dub's Department of Wishful Thinking.

Local Government

Swanton Township Trustees Announce Your House Will Only Kind of Burn Down Now

By Tony Dub • October 8, 2026

Latest Dispatches

Ryan Smucker juggles pool noodles

Local Club Vice President Declares 79-Degree Birthday a 'Labor Day Emergency'

By Tony Dub • October 7, 2026

Families in blue Anthony Wayne clothing gather outside a football stadium while children run through the crowd.

Anthony Wayne Clarifies Football Games Are Neither Wineries Nor Free Childcare

By Tony Dub • September 25, 2026

Satirical illustration of a black SUV at a drive-through window outside RiverFront Studios in downtown Waterville.

RiverFront Studios Announces New Drive-Thru Art Program

By Tony Dub • September 24, 2026

A man releases a skunk from a pet carrier beside a fence while a dog watches from a neighboring yard.

Nature’s Nursery Seeking Landowners Who Hate Their Neighbors

By Tony Dub • August 11, 2025

A tiger in a cage beside a carnival ride and a sign listing ride dangers at the Whitehouse Cherry Festival.

Tiger Act Canceled After Whitehouse Residents Decide Carnival Rides Already Dangerous Enough

By Tony Dub • June 7, 2024

A former gym storefront displays a red and white MAXX JESUS sign beneath a peaked roof.

Waterville Community Church Pumped Up for “Maxx Jesus” in Former Gym

By Tony Dub • April 24, 2024

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